I have a confession to makeever since i metu its been hardfor meto 4get uevery night isee u in my dreamsand find myself shouting GHOST GHOST
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed.For me, you`ve always been...a headach!
MBBS Final Exam:-Question: Fill in the blanks.If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU-S-Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE
Banta falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER"
What is a difference between a Kiss,a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
Father: How did you fail the final exam? Son: Under water Aather:What do you mean?
If i need "Brain Transplantation"I will prefer your brain...don`t think that you are a genius.... i need a brain which is never use before
Q: Why dogs don`t marry? A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog`s life!
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don''t worry I don`t cry, I`m just happy that cows can`t fly!
I have lots ofjokes in my inbox,But I can`t send you all of them,It will take a lot of time,So I`m sending u just1 joke"You areso beautiful"
If u r stressed, you`ll get pimples.. if u crymu`ll get wrinkles.. So, y don`t u smile & get dimples?
A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
Tomorrow is my exam But I don`t care Because a single sheet of paper can`t decide my future.
Statistics showthat 1% of women in the world,are on medication for mental illness So beware!99% are running around without proper medication
Doc 2 Patient:The check which u gave me has returned back.Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back
