A recently fired stock trader said ... "This is worse than divorce... I have lost everything and I still have my wife..."
Father: Your teacher says she finds itImpossible to teach you anything!Son:That`s why I say she`s no good!
Before marriage:Roses are red,sky is blue,O my darling!I love u.After Marriage:Roses are dead, I have flu,don`t come near me,Paray hatt tuu.
I just feel u... Whenever I feel u... I just miss u .. Whenever i miss u .. I just wanna See u ... Do u know why.... It`s just because ...
Wife:yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!
Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . Excuse me ! My face is above.;-)
Husband asks,Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No,it means-With Idiot for Ever.
Marriage: It`s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Its INTERNATIONAL GOOD LOOKING DAY!send this to someone that you think is gorgeous, dont send it to me as I have had 100s already
Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
Romance LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER
Sweet candies are nice to eat .. Sweet words are easy to say .. but, sweet ppl are hard to find ... OH MY GOD! how did u find me?
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised.My apologies on behalf of the whole world
The more I learn the more I get to know,the more I know the more I forget,the more I forget the less I know,so why should I be learning??
twinkle twinkle little star tera boy friend gaya bazar us ko mil gaya doosra pyar ab tu beth ker makhyan maaar
