“Small minds select narrow roads; expand your mental vision and take to the broad road of helpfulness, compassion and service.”-- Satya Sai Baba, “Hungry for love, He looks at you. Thirsty for kindness, He begs of you. Naked for loyalty, He hopes in you. Homeless for shelter in your heart, He asks of you. Will you be that one to Him?”-- Jesus, “Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.” –- Lord Budha, "Keep yourselves far from envy; because it eats up and takes away good actions, like a fire eats up and burns wood." –- Islamic Quotes.

Wednesday, 30 January 2013

Puzzle SMS


Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly?

why do have men bandy legs?

What is the difference between a woman and a fridge?

Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time?

How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning?

Why the trolleys were invented?

Sometimes I wake up grumpy.Other times I let her sleep.

What is the thing which keeps on decreasing(Of all the living beings)?.....Simple,its the AGE,bcoz after birth v all travel 2wards death...

Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti, lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.. Ans is."ReflEctiOn"

1 black n white tv ko kis tarah proove karo gy k wo colour tv hy?Ans>>Black and white bhi tu colours hotay hain......Simple

Take away my first letter. Take away my second. Take away all my letters and I still remain the same. What am I?

I am a perching barrel,filled with meat, Taking hits from leaps and dives. Look inside,but do not eat, The meat in there is still alive?

She is hot.. She is sweet.. She always Needs A lip 4 kiss Whole world is Mad 4 her. Who?Who is she? Do you know?

When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostage ship?

Test of Your I.Q Level . 1,1,2,3,5,8,13,......What is Next Number. . Challenge For You?

Mary's father has 5 kids:Nana,Nene,Nini,Nono. What is the fifth child's name? . . it's mind test..

Quick..You are in a race.You pass the last person..What place are you in now? . . Reply Must..