“Small minds select narrow roads; expand your mental vision and take to the broad road of helpfulness, compassion and service.”-- Satya Sai Baba, “Hungry for love, He looks at you. Thirsty for kindness, He begs of you. Naked for loyalty, He hopes in you. Homeless for shelter in your heart, He asks of you. Will you be that one to Him?”-- Jesus, “Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.” –- Lord Budha, "Keep yourselves far from envy; because it eats up and takes away good actions, like a fire eats up and burns wood." –- Islamic Quotes.

Monday, 11 February 2013

YOUR JOKES


Name

Address

Jokes

Sachin

Barnesbeg

Are you really that bald or is your neck just blowing a bubble?

Jokes.com

What do you call a clean idiot? Soap on a dope!

Sonu

Jokes.com

boy : Jaan Can I Touch U??

Girl: Shut-Up........ -..............: -P:P:P............

LesS0n # 31

1st drink ............... -..then think

Jaan Can I Feel Ur Heartbeats????? -????????

Girl:"Soooo Sweet"

Niyyat Wohi

Soch Nai.:p :D:D:

Sonu

Jokes.com

Lady On Phone..
Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u. U Are
The father Of 1 Of My Kids.
Man Stunnd...Omg!
R U Riya
No
Anu?
No
Pari?
No
Jasi?
No
Lady in confusion
No Sir.. I am The Class Teacher Of Ur Son.
Lolzzz :p
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