“Small minds select narrow roads; expand your mental vision and take to the broad road of helpfulness, compassion and service.”-- Satya Sai Baba, “Hungry for love, He looks at you. Thirsty for kindness, He begs of you. Naked for loyalty, He hopes in you. Homeless for shelter in your heart, He asks of you. Will you be that one to Him?”-- Jesus, “Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.” –- Lord Budha, "Keep yourselves far from envy; because it eats up and takes away good actions, like a fire eats up and burns wood." –- Islamic Quotes.

Monday, 11 February 2013

YOUR JOKES


Name

Address

Jokes

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SHADI:
S - Shanti Bhang*beer*
H - Himmat Khatam:]xx
A - Azaadi Samaapt:'(
D - Dimaag Kharab>:O
I - Imtihaan ShuruX-o

Jiski ho gayi = JHEELO

& Jiski nahi hui = JEE LO =))

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Teddy Day's Special ( Must Read )

Boy : Haa Bol ab kya keh rai thi??

Girl : Mai keh rahi ti jaanu mere liye b teddy bear Lekeaayo na market se :P

2 Ghante Baad

Girl : le aaye jaanu... Dikhao kaha hai
jaldi do plsss .. mujhse wait nai ho raha :P

Boy : Teddy bear to mili nai
Kingfisher beer mil gai le pee le :D

hahahah

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Boy :- Kal se hum kahin aur milenge,,
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Girl :- Kyun kya hua ??
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Boy :- Bade zaalim hai teri gali ke bachche,,
kutte piche laga kar kehte hai,,
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"JAB PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYA" =D

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Ladkiyo Ke Dimag Ki Misaal-

Girl to Shopkeeper: Aapke Pass Kaunsa Calculator
He?

Shopkeeper:"Casio"
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Girl : Me Theek Hu, Aap Sunao :o :p
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